Disclaimer: This is a (mostly) tongue & cheek rant. I mean no offence. And to those who are disciplined enough to do what I clearly can’t &/or won’t, as listed below, you have my utmost respect and admiration. Namaste 😃
I get a kick out of many of the articles I read on how to improve my running. Honestly my eyes glaze over at the overload of information. Moreover, rightly or wrongly, I often don’t follow a word they say.
For example, I don’t do tempos. Fartleks happen when I pick up the pace to make the light. I have no idea how many strides I take before I inhale.
I should be running how far at what pace? For how many repeats? You’re harshing my buzz man.
I weigh 147 pounds, what do you mean I need to lose 20 more? Screw you!
Heart rate monitor? No.
Am I a heel striker? I have no idea.
Maybe I’m just not as dedicated a runner as I and others would like to believe. And that’s ok.
I just wanna run.